Friday, January 13, 2012

The Hick From The Crypt


About a month ago, I went to a bar called the Spot to celebrate three of my friends’ birthdays that were all within the same week.  For whatever nostalgic purposes, they pick the Spot every year, and even though I give my computer screen a Katherine Heigl-esque Fart Face every time I open the birthday invitation, I always go because of my friends’ unparalleled magnificence, and the fact that I rarely get to see them since they’re spread all over the valley now.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Well, There's a Fucking Surprise.


Oh my God, it’s January in 2012!  That means that summer is only five months away.  So of course, I have to recount my favorite memory of my favorite Utah amusement park, Lagoon.  Back in 2010, I managed to find time between riding the Screamer, laughing at Rodney DangerOwl in front of Dracula’s Castle, and eating nine churros, to follow around America’s sweethearts:  Vincent Gambini and Mona Lisa Vito.