Onto Day 3 of beloved (?) Dick Week! I am writing this post in the midst of a panic attack, so while you’re reading this, if you suddenly start shaking and need someone to rub your temples very softly for the next three hours, I’M SORRY. Panic attacks are the honey badgers of the blogging world – they don’t give a fuck about deadlines. Anyways, I am so goddamn happy that some ladies of 801 saw penises, laughed at them heartily, and then shared their thoughts on everything from dry-humping to deep-throating. Yaaaay, women! We’re like the lampreys of men’s self-esteems – we are cold-hearted suckers.
Before we move on, let’s calmly water our peace lilies and
watch the girls from The Hills for a
second:
Ahhhhh. It’s like I’m one with the world now. (I wish I created that gif, but I didn't.) Let’s get to it!
