Day Four of Dick Week!
I’m gonna start off this penultimate post by saying that reading
everyone’s submissions has been a BLAST.
I doubt I will write much about dicks in the foreseeable future
(seriously, this stuff is messing with my dreams
– last night, I dreamt I was flying in an airplane, and my in-flight meal was a
mustard-covered penis in a hotdog bun, and all my teeth fell out, and then the
plane went down), but I’m really warming up to the idea of having more
contributors on the blog. If you think
you’ve got the chops to regularly get bitched out for arbitrary (and
inaccurate) grammar rules by Ms. Editrix over here, email me and we’ll talk.
Anyways, before we get to it, Dolly wants to talk to you:
