10 Observations on the Salt Lake Bar Scene

I'm baaaaaaaack.  Here's something I wrote for a local magazine, but for one reason or another, didn't get the chance to publish it.  Since it's seasonally themed, I figured I better drop this knowledge on you all now.  Ten reasons why I always look sad at bars things I've noticed about the drinkers in downtown Salt Lake:

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For those of you that would have guessed that this is my favorite writer on alcoholism:

You are wrong. In my eyes that coveted title belongs to none other than Richard C. Langsen, the guy that penned this: